I know what you’re thinking. You’ve just gotten here and I’m ushering you off to another site. No need to feel put out, wonky, or unchuffed.
Settle in for a languorous blimp ride over the seas of time and synapse clusters. After you’ve all had some coffee and/or whisky, I’d like to direct our passengers’ attentions to Early Akkadian Literature, just ahead.
They say that those unable to understand the past are condemned to repeat it, but like psychological truth, the opposite is also the case. Enkidu cannot save you.
That is all. Please carry on.